Iowa State, USC, and Baylor, I could not thank you enough!!! FSU should have beat UVA, but we will just have to put UVA in their place next weekend! How does Virginia Tech ranked 4th in the nation sound????? If we take care of business we could have that shot at a National Championship!!!
“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on fire, aren’t you upset?” I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, “No, I knew this was going to happen.” And then I kiss you in front of my burning car.”—Aziz Ansari (via collarblinds)
I remember when I was hit on by that high schooler at that local show a couple weeks ago and was very impressed by my beard and kept asking me questions about it. That was awkward. Why can’t that happen with a girl my age?