I want to go to Brooklyn this summer and do cool...
I have not had to write a paper this semester???
I could get a job next summer in NYC.
Interning for a band manager. His agency is the booking agency for Blonde Redhead. This summer has potential to be awesome!
That awkward moment when you confuse Skyrim with...
Made the beat then murdered it.
maximusterrificus: Casey Anthony.
The only reason I would go to Warped Tour was if Relient K and Blink 182 were playing.
I want to marry a gypsy and we can roam the world together.
TAKE THAT UVA!! IT'S 2011 AND YOU STILL SUCK!!!!
I'm going shopping with my lovely mother at 5 am...
scarf multi-colored tube socks one more pair of boots sunglasses
I JUST SUBMITTED TO THE DAILY BEARD!!! OH MAN!
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg
I think I'm the only guy on campus that wears TOMS...
The Proposal episode of The Office is on
And I love it because it is so cute.
How to be classy in three easy steps:
misstetah: doublepistols-wink: pockytardis: isaythedarnedestthings: astrapaypwns: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab. God this is like my favorite post in the entire world. Always. Fucking. Reblog. THIS AGAIN FUCK YES FOREVER REBLOG
I love college football!
Iowa State, USC, and Baylor, I could not thank you enough!!! FSU should have beat UVA, but we will just have to put UVA in their place next weekend! How does Virginia Tech ranked 4th in the nation sound????? If we take care of business we could have that shot at a National Championship!!!
simplyfootball: VT has had at least 10 wins every season since they have been in the ACC.
10 win season, 8 years in a row!!!! GO HOKIES!!!!
My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s...– Aziz Ansari (via collarblinds)
After seeing the Avett Brothers last night and seeing i think it was Scott Avett’s beard? I am going to shave for a number of years until I get enough hair to do that.
I remember when I was hit on by that high schooler at that local show a couple weeks ago and was very impressed by my beard and kept asking me questions about it. That was awkward. Why can’t that happen with a girl my age?
I just combed my beard and it made it look even...
YEAH Community got cancelled!!!! That show...
All I'm saying is I'm bringing the...
I’m cutting my hair and shaving my beard as well. I’m gonna look dapper. #swag